Nipple, nipple, mashed potato.
No one knows the blue tomato.
Welcome to this loony place.
Our mission? Poke the human race!
"How can it be done?" you ask.
I shall wear a kitty mask
and dance around without my bones.
So, smell that baby! Lick those stones!
You want to know if I am sane.
I shall now act like an airplane.
I flex my toes with a deafening "SQUISH!"
Would you like to hug the ninja fish?
You should join my epic quest,
to find the floppy llama nest.
My nostrils are all stuffed with goo!
I shall use it to fill my shoes,
then walk around with joyous pride.
I hear a lemur. I think it lied.
Gaze into the crystal ball.
Welcome to the shopping mall!
Yes! You think I've lost my mind.
I've just lost something I can't find.
Perhaps a piggy or some cheese.
A flimsy man said, "I must sneeze!"
Inside the freezer, I spy a toad.
It looks at me, ribbits, then explodes.
An explosion so big, it blew off my head.
I shall now end this poem, for I think I am dead.